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Note to The Lawn:

It is September.  For the love of Pete, please stop growing.  In past years, by the middle of August or so, you had taken on a slightly brownish tinge and no longer required weekly attention.  Not this year. You just continue to grow and grow. On my way out to the car this morning, I noticed that you are getting long and shaggy again.

Sigh.

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